Imagine the scene:
A televised presidential debate between six male and female candidates
from the same party. But here’s
the hitch—two of the candidates lived together for 25 years and had four
children! Sounds like a
doofy plot for a situation comedy, right?
Well, no, that actually happened last night on French TV (read this article in The Guardian for more).
How do they do it?
How do François Hollande and Ségolène Royale manage to remain civil to
each other during a presidential debate when their very public split up a few
years ago is still in the minds of one and all? And here I thought French politics couldn’t get any weirder
after the president divorced his wife and married a pop star one year into his
mandate. Of course, this is all
private stuff and nowhere near as pertinent to the country’s future as the
current campaign financing scandals or the state of the French economy. Still, you can’t help but wonder what
is going through their minds during the taping…
FRANÇOIS: Oh
God, there she goes again, always getting on her high horse. Reminds me of the time I left the roast
out overnight. You’d think I’d
betrayed the Republic. Ha, she’s
one to talk about betrayals…whose that creep she’s with now, anyway? Damn, she
looks good in that suit. OK, focus
now, gotta focus…
SÉGOLÈNE:
OK, keep a straight face…did he just say the word
”fidelity?” My ass! Hey, Fifi, it looks like we’ve gone off our
diet—isn’t that
collar just a little bit tight?
You never could keep away from the camembert. Time to run back to Dr.
Dukan, chubby….Woah there girl,
breathe—just breathe and flash that devastating smile….
And then there’s the kids—
THOMAS: So are
you going to watch mom and dad debate tonight?
CLÉMENCE: Hell
no, I had to listen to that all my life.
It boggles the imagination…
